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Dr. Rufus T. Dingleberry lives in Schmoolabe, Texas, that's as distant as he might get from Washington, DC; the place he's a bum, a lech, a leech, a inebriated, a pothead, a bachelor and a Redskins fan. He panhandles for nickels and dimes in entrance of bars and eating places and makes use of the money to visit strip joints the place he's crushed up by means of midget biker chicks.
He enjoys getting a bikini wax for non secular purposes. he's ailment unfastened yet now not for loss of making an attempt. he's Druid, yet then, isn’t each person? he's at present on six years supervised probation after 87 arson convictions. He used to be mugged via a plate of raw calamari.
He likes girls with a pulse and wish to sleep with somebody who has the sexual prowess of Stephen Hawking. His Texas female friend, Ida Dunim, wears Dr. Dingleberry’s particularly designed BBQ flavored vaginal douche referred to as “Skank”. he's tremendous happy with his checklist of using, through the relentless program of what one previous female friend referred to as his “disconcerting” sexual method, extra directly ladies into the hands of lifelong Lesbianism than the other immediately guy within the background of the unfastened international.
He is outdated yet very immature. That needs to count number for anything. and ladies, he's nonetheless unmarried. pass determine!
He lives on surplus govt cheese, Vlasic Kosher Garlic Dill Pickles and powdered lemonade, with the occasional $49 cent can of Little Friskies leading Filets of pork in Gravy; sizzling, with Tabasco sauce.
Dr. Dingleberry’s favourite song is the sound of a sledgehammer hitting uncooked pig liver. His favourite team is a Cambodian Herman’s Hermits hide band known as The Turds.
In last and in precis Dr. Rufus T. Dingleberry simply desires to be left on my own together with his fancy beer, pot, Prozac, Lithium, Washington publish and thoughts of while the Redskins used to win large Bowls.